Sorry, I can't help myself.?

I got this in an email.














Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests...


MESS TEST:





Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.





TOY TEST:





Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).





GROCERY STORE TEST:





Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.





DRESSING TEST:





Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making

Sorry, I can't help myself.?
Very good. And as your mother, and the mother of your three siblings, I can attest to every one! And if you run out of Leggos, use the little Matchbox cars. Oh, what joy! :)
Reply:Oh so true! :) Thanks for the laughs !
Reply:That is too funny. Sad that most of it is true! The joys of parenthood! I wouldn't trade it for anything!
Reply:thank you! this made my day!
Reply:That is funny!





Please, can i use that?
Reply:very funny, i like the part about dressing an octopus best, i feel like that's what i do each morning and night
Reply:Thats funny!
Reply:PERFECT!! It is all true!! Thanks for the chuckle. %26gt;^.^%26lt;
Reply:Lmao, they should post this up in schools.
Reply:I love it I love it I love it!! Well done! Big, BIG ben and jerry points! :D
Reply:LOL That is great!!!!! =)




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