Are You Ready For Children?

Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests...





MESS TEST:





Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.





TOY TEST:





Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).





GROCERY STORE TEST:





Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.





DRESSING TEST:





Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

Are You Ready For Children?
I have an active 3-yr-old daughter and I'm 36 weeks pregnant with a boy. I can so relate to this. Fortunately, parenthood isn't always that bad but some days it's close to it. I'm going to have to share this with all the pregnant women I know. This is too cute.
Reply:This is great. Never knew that childdren caring is this hard. No I am not ready to have children. have a star.
Reply:cute %26amp; very true, have a star.
Reply:10/10
Reply:Very nice.
Reply:long to read but very injoyable
Reply:The grocery test was the best, thank you.



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