In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to
get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed
WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent ofspring flower to his unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its
pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;exclaimed.
The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!
MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
HIi guys, Do you find this funny?
ouch, horrible but funny
Reply:haha fantastic very funny indeed
Reply:lol.
but i've never seen buttons like that, so it doesn't really make sense.
Reply:CAN YOU SAY O*U*C*H MMMMMMMMMMMM MAN Why don't they ever listen! They'll sew it back on, remember the ______
__________Story on the NEWS!
Reply:i have to admit thats really funny
but really stupid who in the hell
would make a button like that?
Reply:Wow! nice one, this tells guys well, they dnt listen! and temtations too, funny too, aww.... i feel srry for that guy,
Reply:Ha Ha sad but true men never do listen
Reply:Ouch.
Reply:Too Long
Reply:NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:what if a woman pressed the atr button but was sat to far forwerd maybe she had short legs or somet but would it stab up her brown eye and pull out a half digested plum.
Reply:WTF??? no not really. we are not like that. and why would the penis be underneath his pillow? I think they would at least try to re-attach it
Reply:pmls to funny
im still laughing now
Reply:i believe only ladies would understand this one!!! some men can be soooo stupid!!!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! So true!
Reply:Bought a smile to my face
Reply:oh right
Reply:Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Reply:too much reading for me at the moment. next!
Reply:Its funny in a weird way...
Reply:i will tell that to my hubby!
Reply:yeah kind of
Reply:That is Sooooo old; it's funny how they keep going round, and round, and round, and round etc etc etc.
Reply:Heard it before.
Reply:That's about as funny as a broken condom on prom night.
Reply:LOL
Reply:That is hilarious
Good one
Reply:been on here before, getting stale now
Reply:LoL!! i love this one!! that's so funny!! good one! *wink*
Reply:The last time i heard than one i fell off my dinosaur laughing !!!
Laugh, i almost did !!
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